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Phineas and Eliza broke the water's surface, gasping for air. The weight of the princess's
armor threatened to pull them back down again, but the kelpie soon arrived to assist.
With its help, the caster and warlord managed to pull themselves out of the dungeon that
was now overflowing with water.
On his hands and knees, Phineas took a moment to spit out a mouthful of dirty river brine
before standing up and offering a hand to Eliza. All enemy units in the garrison were now
croaked or captured. The city had fallen. They had won.
Or at least, they had not lost. The Carnymancer was having trouble feeling victorious
with all they had to sacrifice to get to this point. After retrieving his hat from where it
floated on the water, he looked over to where Chip lay slumped against the wall on the
wet floor. His arms and legs lay limp, but the man still managed a broken smile. "We d-
did it," Chip said with some effort. Phineas couldn't help but smile back, even if only
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Phineas followed his former side's most experienced warlord into the hallway of their
enemy's garrison tower. Even in the less than athletic guise of Queen Chevron, Eliza's
skill and power were evident. The way she held her hammer ready over her shoulder. The
way she moved carefully and purposefully with every step. It was like watching a cat
hunting for a mouse it could smell nearby. Magnificent.
Still, these mice threatened to eat this cat alive. Phineas had never been one to be afraid
of croaking. Even leaping from a tower top toward likely demise had not worried him.
Sure, he had always paid close attention to the threat of croaking and tried to minimize
the risks, but he had never feared the possibility. But here, knowing he was going to
croak but not knowing when or how... It was starting to edge into his consciousness.
They turned a corner. A pair of guards at the end of the hall noticed them immediately
and engaged. But as they approached, Phineas noticed they seemed
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Nobody in the room knew what to do. Eliza sent Wally out to get everyone into a single-
stack as they waited for what they knew was soon to come. King Chip seemed to be
sulking as he stared blankly at all the intel lying on the war table. Every once and a while
someone would try to say something comforting or encouraging, but Chip would just
shrug it off. For twenty more minutes it went on like this until the inevitable eventually
happened. Their capital city had been captured. They were all barbarians now.
Chip pounded a fist against the table. "I want everyone out," the now ex-ruler said
without looking up.
"Chip," Eliza replied gently, taking a step toward her nephew. "This is no time to lose
your head. There is still a lot-"
"Please, just... don't argue."
She didn't. Eliza, the other warlords, and Phineas himself all exited Chip's tent one by
one. Once outside Eliza spoke up again. "I know it is a tough time for all of us. I lost my
brother today an
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"So the intel was right after all. It was an army of Traz units approaching." Princess Eliza
walked calmly over to Prince Chip, then leaned down and gave him a big hug. She was a
little taller than Chip, but he was slightly more muscular. Chip just stood there, his arms
dangling limply at his sides. Phineas had to struggle to hold back a snicker.
Chip cleared his throat. "It is good to see that you-"
"And look at you," Eliza continued, holding prince Chip out at arm's distance. "To think
my nephew, my brother's son, has grown so much since I last saw him. By level you have
grown by two!" This time a snicker did escape Phineas and Chip shot him a glare. While
the princess was being sincere in her compliments, it still struck Phineas as funny that she
was making such a big deal about him going from level one to level three.
"You shouldn't laugh Phineas," Eliza remarked, flipping her straight brunette hair over
her armored shoulder. Phineas instantly felt ashamed, being scolded
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"Phineas L., you're looking swell."
"So make me a bouquet, Mr. Bouté," Phineas replied to Seymour as he neared him in the
shrub-filled hex. Seymour smiled at the snappy reply, but Phineas kept a stern face. He
still wasn't in the mood after the previous turn's excitement.
"Where is everyone?" Phineas asked as he slid off of the sourmander he was riding. "I
thought this was the rendezvous point." The only other units in the hex besides Phineas's
escorts were Seymour and his escorts.
"Oh they went on ahead. Duke Chu and Wally returned to the column early this turn with
news from Ponchovilla's capital. Apparently Chu's former Queen is going to send a
contingency group to one of their nearby cities called Stashburns. Prince Chip is anxious
to get there so they left me to direct you toward their location when you arrived. That,
and so that I could finish my work here."
"Your work?" Phineas asked, raising an eyebrow.
Seymour shot him a look of disapproval. "Don't tell me you
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The next couple days went by quickly. Many of the kings commanders, and even King
Alec himself, were in Port Manteau during the day of departure. Phineas had been
waiting impatiently to find out which caster would be going with on the journey, but as of
yet there had been no word.
"Where is Seymour?" King Alec asked. "Just this morning I heard through the Grapevine
that he should reach the city by mid-turn. But he has yet to show." Phineas and Polly,
along with a few knights, were standing with the King on a garrison balcony overlooking
the city. People had been rushing in and out and sending messages via lovebird ever since
they had arrived earlier that day. It seemed everyone wanted advice from the king before
the fleet left, but Phineas just wanted to know if he would be going with or not.
Presumably that was why they were waiting for Seymour. So the king could make his
announcement to all the casters at once.
Just then a lovebird landed on the balcony railing and announc
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Phineas moved through the thick underbrush of the empty hex, trying to reach the next
one. "Heh. Empty. Yeah right," Phineas said to himself. The jungle had so much
vegetation that you almost had to be standing in the next hex before you could see it.
He had been walking all turn and had yet to see any feral units. And to make matters
worse, he only had one move left so the chances of him finding anything were pretty
slim. So it would probably be another boring day in a more or less boring kingdom.
His island side was far from unknown outside of his kingdom, but they were so far away
from any other sides that it made them an impractical target of conquest. Every once in a
while another side would send troops and conquer one of their coastal cities, but they
would always be repelled quickly and they would be at peace again for many turns to
come. And King Alec of Traz wouldn't let people off the island either. At least not him
and the other casters. They were apparently too va